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EOG, on 27 August 2010 - 01:49 PM, said:

im going to get you and Clemens in front of a Grand Jury.      

That would look funny because his head is twice the size of mine.

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Well, my team sucked the first weekend.  I still have 3 players to play but I don't think I am going to be able to catch up.  If your team had Peyton Manning this weekend you probably won.

[~G~]

Yeah you know what, at first I thought I was a fan of the .5 for receptions and completions but now I think it drives the points way too high.  At any rate, I forget who Show Me Your TDs is, I think it might be Juan?  I whooped that ass.  This week.  Next week I will probably only come with a total of 8 points, such is my fantasy football life.  Next year I think I need to take off a year, it's only the first week and I am already so stressed out with my picks and my leagues and everything else.

I think this league needs more sh!ttalking.  I was such a jerk to Juan and he didn't say anything!

Bob Loblaw is in the money Pick Em league that I run and he is apparently a professional game picker.  Just like I am in ours.  =D Ha!

[Nanizm]

Im in a tight game with my opponent. I have ray rice today which should secure my win.

I will get away with benching Hicks who had 3 TDs this past Sunday.

Ill smack talk but like anything else Im scared of taking it too far.

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I am game for shit talking.  I actually took last year off from my money leagues.  I wanted back in to one of them this year but my buddy would not let back in because I had won 4 years in a row before taking last year off.  I am pretty sure Juan is Show Me Your TDs.  Whoever I played this week has Peyton Manning and he scored 61 points.  That is insane.

[~G~]

Tim, on 13 September 2010 - 10:53 AM, said:

I am game for shit talking.  I actually took last year off from my money leagues.  I wanted back in to one of them this year but my buddy would not let back in because I had won 4 years in a row before taking last year off.  I am pretty sure Juan is Show Me Your TDs.  Whoever I played this week has Peyton Manning and he scored 61 points.  That is insane.

Woahhh Tim, either you are a masterful FF player or everyone else in that league isn't because that's a pretty amazing accomplishment to boast there, 4 years running?  Wow!

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~G~, on 13 September 2010 - 11:11 AM, said:

Woahhh Tim, either you are a masterful FF player or everyone else in that league isn't because that's a pretty amazing accomplishment to boast there, 4 years running?  Wow!

I will have to admit that I play pretty good.  3 years ago I won the Champps fantasy league locally and I came in 7th nationally.  If I would have finished top 5 nationally I would have won an HD TV.  I ended up winning $1000 in gift cards to Champps and drank my winnings.  

I let my friend know how much of a douchebag he was for not letting back in.  He set up a free league that he invited me to.  I don't do well in leagues were there is auto-draft so we will see what comes of our league.

[~G~]

Wow that's really crazy, you're like a pro dude.  FYI your friend is a douchebag for not letting you in and FYI FYI you all should have voted for the live draft bc I pretty much regret voting for the auto one now.  Oh hindsight, why must you tease me so?

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~G~, on 13 September 2010 - 11:36 AM, said:

Wow that's really crazy, you're like a pro dude.  FYI your friend is a douchebag for not letting you in and FYI FYI you all should have voted for the live draft bc I pretty much regret voting for the auto one now.  Oh hindsight, why must you tease me so?

I now regret voting for the auto-draft.  

I am not a pro.  I just read NFL stuff too much all year long.  Drives my wife nuts.

[Kyle]

I need San Diego to shit the bed huge tonight for any chance to win. By the way, I'll be sending out an email shortly with all the info on where to mail the $10 and what the prizes will be. So keep an eye out for it.

[~G~]

So I thought it would be interesting this season to do a little side shitbomber league with The Man, we're doing fantasy football but we can only draft anybody who is ranked over the 100 spot.  At first it was a little joke just to see who could outdo the other for some kind of stupid bet - usually bedroom related, the kind that never really ever gets to get cashed in on, I actually don't even remember what ours was for... anyway, turns out it's like the most intense thing to do ever.  The team I drafted is effing masterful.  This week it was like wizardry was at work on my team... with default settings I scored way higher than most people do in regular fantasy leagues.  Now I'm dreaming about it and plotting, last night I found The Man adding and dropping guys like crazy at 11:45 at night when he is usually asleep like by 10:30.  

Maybe we need to get out more?

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Kyle, on 13 September 2010 - 03:04 PM, said:

I need San Diego to shit the bed huge tonight for any chance to win. By the way, I'll be sending out an email shortly with all the info on where to mail the $10 and what the prizes will be. So keep an eye out for it.

Speaking of shitting the bed, my team along with my Bolts really messed up the sheets this weekend.

[Nanizm]

Ray Rice let me down.
I let myself down by not playing Hakeem Nicks but then how was supposed to know.

[Juan23]

i loss this weekend because of Brady ..

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Juan23, on 14 September 2010 - 10:38 AM, said:

i loss this weekend because of Brady ..

Brady had a differential of 12.33 so if it makes you feel better you can say you lost bc of Wayne, Jennings, RONNIE BROWN!!!, and Tennessee.  Or you can say that Schaub seriously underwhelmed your team. I don't like that my win - or your loss - should be solely attributed to Tom Brady.  I don't even like that I have Tom Brady.  If I could only go back and listen to Nan again and do the damn live draft I would not have a single Jet or Patriot on my team.  I know it's just Fantasy but it bugs me that they are there.

Just as an aside, I was watching the Miami game this weekend and dude, wtf is up with the people of Buffalo?  Hard lives much?  It's like their entire fanbase is descended from the penal colonies of Australia.

[Juan23]

~G~, on 14 September 2010 - 11:28 AM, said:

Brady had a differential of 12.33 so if it makes you feel better you can say you lost bc of Wayne, Jennings, RONNIE BROWN!!!, and Tennessee.  Or you can say that Schaub seriously underwhelmed your team. I don't like that my win - or your loss - should be solely attributed to Tom Brady.  I don't even like that I have Tom Brady.  If I could only go back and listen to Nan again and do the damn live draft I would not have a single Jet or Patriot on my team.  I know it's just Fantasy but it bugs me that they are there.

Just as an aside, I was watching the Miami game this weekend and dude, wtf is up with the people of Buffalo?  Hard lives much?  It's like their entire fanbase is descended from the penal colonies of Australia.

Who you want for Brady?

i let go of Sanchez who will suck the rest of the year..

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Juan23, on 14 September 2010 - 11:31 AM, said:

Who you want for Brady?

i let go of Sanchez who will suck the rest of the year..

I have a question.  What is the deal with Brady's hair?

[~G~]

Well it's different now that the draft is over you know, there's not still some other QBs sitting out there that I can say okay well cool then I'll take him, because he is now taken... but I'll look at my shit and get back to you a little later today on it if you want.  In this league the QBs really rack up the points anyway.... I can't honestly say with even a little bit of money on it now that I actually want to deal him out at this point in time, ya know?  It's more like a lesson learned about auto-draft.

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~G~, on 14 September 2010 - 11:38 AM, said:

Well it's different now that the draft is over you know, there's not still some other QBs sitting out there that I can say okay well cool then I'll take him, because he is now taken... but I'll look at my shit and get back to you a little later today on it if you want.  In this league the QBs really rack up the points anyway.... I can't honestly say with even a little bit of money on it now that I actually want to deal him out at this point in time, ya know?  It's more like a lesson learned about auto-draft.

IMO, the QBS rack too many points.  Kyle may need to tune that down.

[Juan23]

I agree with Tim