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[Kyle]

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
-Airplane


Alright, let's hear them.

[Mohican83]

Blazing Saddles "Where the white woman at" or "Look damn your eyes"

[Paul LA]

Barton Fink: "Youuu.......lousyy......kike.......sunnnnnnuvvvvvaaaaaaaBITCH!"

[Paul LA]

"Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like SHhIdT through a goose."

Edited by Paul LA, 18 November 2009 - 11:54 AM.

[TZT]

This whole thread could be dedicated to Animal House.

Bluto:  Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

[Paul LA]

Tim, on 18 November 2009 - 12:05 PM, said:

This whole thread could be dedicated to Animal House.

Bluto:  Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

I agree. Watched the director's cut last night. You notice little things everytime. Like the Faber College statue, with the quote on the plaque; "Education is Good."

Edited by Paul LA, 18 November 2009 - 12:15 PM.

[TZT]

Paul LA, on 18 November 2009 - 12:14 PM, said:

I agree. Watched the director's cut last night. You notice little things everytime. Like the Faber College statue, with the quote on the plaque; "Education is Good."

Is that the same as the "Double Secret Probation" cut?  If so, I have seen it.  Love that movie.  Top ten for sho.

[Kosar]

I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer.
[glances over his shoulder]
Looks like we're almost outta beer.

[~G~]

Fargo is full of funny lines, I just can't think of any right now!

[Kosar]

You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.

[Paul LA]

~G~, on 18 November 2009 - 03:36 PM, said:

Fargo is full of funny lines, I just can't think of any right now!

'Yaah...'

[Kosar]

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

[Nanizm]

Brian: What did you think of my demo? did you get it?
Aldous Snow: (english accent)I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, i just carried on living my life.

-Forgetting sarah Marshall

there are so many out there...

Chris Rock: Ya got any soda?

Hammer: One dollar.

Chris Rock: Aw, c'mon, now! Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents?

Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!


Chris Rock: All right, @$%#! the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.

-Im gonna get you sucka

Edited by Nanizm, 19 November 2009 - 10:39 AM.

[Nanizm]

Peter La Fleur: Come on, Kate. Its time to put your mouth where our balls are.
…................................................................................
White Goodman: We should mate.

Kate: What?

White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially, go out and kick it.

(Kate retches, then forces it down)

White Goodman: Are you okay?

Kate: im fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

White Goodman: in some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it….in a book.

-Dodgeball.

Edited by Nanizm, 19 November 2009 - 10:52 AM.

[TZT]

Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.

[TZT]

When I watch this scene I laugh so hard I cramp up and come to tears.  One of the funniest scenes in a movie IMO.

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...
Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!
Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.
[pause]
Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.
Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That
[pause]
Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.
Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?
Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.
Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...”Have you seen this @$%#!? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this @$%#!, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

[TZT]

[TZT]

Forget the quote.  This one needs a visual.

Edited by Tim, 19 November 2009 - 11:30 AM.

[TZT]

Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

Best scene of the movie:

[It's 2:32am, and Mike decides to call Nikki, a girl he met just a few hours ago]
[Nikki's machine picks up: Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message]
Mike: Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]
Mike: 213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]
Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry... This is Mike.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -
[the machine beeps]
Mike: @$%#!!
[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]
Mike: Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months ...
Nikki: [picks up] Mike?
Mike: [very cheerful] Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?
Nikki: Don't ever call me again.
[hangs up]
Mike: Wow. I guess you're home.

Mike: Hi, how are you ladies doing this evening?
Girl at the Party: What do you drive?

Trent: Score Chicago!
Sue: @$%#!! Such @$%#!' @$%#!!
Trent: [Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...
Sue: Man, don't do the instant replay thing...
Trent: No way, you said it was @$%#!' @$%#!.
Sue: Don't do the @$%#!...
Trent: Well that's why they put the instant replay in the @$%#! game! So you can see if it's @$%#!!
Sue: You're unbelieveable.
Trent: Well you know something, I am unbelievable.
Sue: [Trent shoves Sue] Don't @$%#! touch me.
Trent: When I'm not here will you practice?

Edited by Tim, 19 November 2009 - 11:45 AM.

[Kosar]

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.